yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
