do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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