My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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