Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The ass gains better be worth it
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