Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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