He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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