you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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