It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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