WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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