The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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