I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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