how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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