Fuck appropriateness.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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