Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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