I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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