that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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