I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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