your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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