how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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