THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
did i walk over a car last night?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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