I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
