The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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