You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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