I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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