The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
did you just send me my own nude
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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