Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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