I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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