how can u be prego again
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
