just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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