The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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