id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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