So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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