So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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