you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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