god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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