Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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