i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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