The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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