i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
