Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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