doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
3 2 1 whiskey
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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