"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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