She said her name was "party"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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