i think i have herpe
just one?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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