You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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