I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
either way he was missing a nipple.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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