Welp...herpes.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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