woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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