So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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