I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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