I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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