And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Is it penis luge time yet?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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