She is in my trunk
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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