no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.