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(848): View more from New Jersey

I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

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(801): View more from Utah

I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high

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(239): View more from Florida

Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

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(305): View more from Florida

Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.

(786): View more from Florida

How high are you right now..

(305): View more from Florida

I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game

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(248): View more from Michigan

my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'

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(319): View more from Iowa

He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.

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(541): View more from Oregon

After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.

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