dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.