Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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