I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
