i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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