so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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