My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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