Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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