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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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